Why men don’t always get the girl, and I do.

After browsing the internet for something that I could do nice for my girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, I found something that proved that being a lesbian was the only way to go.

 

This.

 

Somehow, I do not think that learning how to train your girlfriend will help any of the men that read the article.

 

Especially if said man forgets to clear out his browsing history and his girlfriend reads all the ways he plans to deal with her “whining” and “disobedience.”

 

It just won’t end well.

 

It really won’t go well if she gets to the part about begging:

 

Begging

 

She always “begs” with her hands on her hips — never on all fours. All you hear from her is, “I want this,” “Give me that” (on your credit card, of course) and “My girlfriend’s boyfriend bought her a car — why are you so cheap?”. Not to mention that she expects to be regularly taken out for expensive dinners.

 

I’m not saying that we don’t all in someways “train” our partners to have certain reactions–(just kidding sweetheart). But there are subtle things that we all do to elicit a certain response from our partner.

 

However, it is most important to not equate a girlfriend, or I guess boyfriend (to be fair) with an animal. Even if all you want is for them to get on all fours.

 

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