No, not that one. I am talking about the danger zone that occurs between two people that have dated, broken up, and then not moved to different states. It happens with everyone. The it’s over-maybe we can be friends-I wish you would die-look at me ignoring you-why are you ignoring me-shit-fest [...]
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The danger zone.
Posted in Closet issues., Relationships., tagged break ups, gay marriage, girlfriends, lesbian issues, lesbians, Relationships. on February 13, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Grown-up lesbian.
Posted in Closet issues., tagged grad school, growing-up, job hunt, lesbian, moochers on January 17, 2010 | 1 Comment »
I am getting to the point in my life where sitting on my parents couch for long periods of time crosses the line from just spending time at home to 20-something creeper mooching off her parents. [Please note: I only just turned twenty so I still have an acceptable mooching period left.] But [...]
Ay dios mio: Gay marriage south of the boarder.
Posted in Closet issues., Relationships., tagged argentina, gay marriage on November 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In the land of my forefathers something amazing has happened: A Judge Allowed First Gay Marriage in Argentina – NYTimes.com. I know, exciting.
Lesbian hair. Downstairs version.
Posted in Closet issues., tagged awkward things, bush, downstairs, hair, lesbian hair, personal issues, pigish statements on November 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I have already brought up the topic of lesbian haircuts. But we all know that there are more than one place on your body that grows hair. And that is where we are going today. (Not as a group. It would be better if this was a one on one thing. A little [...]
How do I know if I am a lesbian?
Posted in Closet issues., tagged Am I gay?, closets, google, lesbians, quizzes, the internet on October 7, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Back in the day when I only had the first suspicions of being a lesbian I turned to the only thing I could to find answers: The Internet. After taking several really terrible Am I gay quizzes, I got the point. And the point was that, if you google Am I gay? [...]
Lezbro round up.
Posted in Closet issues., Relationships., tagged afterellen.com, hot people on tv, lesbians, lezbros, men, tits or ass? on October 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t have a lot of lezbros in my inner circle. Then again, I don’t have a lot of people in my inner circle in general. But the idea of a lezbro seems like a good idea now. It is nice to have a person that you can talk to [...]
Alone time.
Posted in Closet issues., Relationships., tagged alone time, banjos, break ups, girlfriends, lesbians, pride, rainbows, random ranting that has little to do with being a lesbian, skittles on October 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Despite being able to see the bright side of breaking up. I know I still have issues with it. I know I don’t want another relationship right now. Maybe that is just another reason why I am a bad lesbian. But I can’t help but feeling pressure that I suddenly need to [...]
Futch off.
Posted in Closet issues., tagged dani campbell, futch, Rachel Maddow, tila tequila on September 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Dammit. I said I wouldn’t go there. I said I was not going to use it. Really, I don’t buy into it. And here I go. More information on the birth of futch: Apparently I must have missed the episode of Shot of Love with Tila Tequila when the lesbian firefighter [...]
ChapStick addicts.
Posted in Closet issues., tagged chapstick, chapstick lesbians, lil mama, really dumb news on September 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Gaydar: Shoe patrol.
Posted in Closet issues., tagged birkenstocks, gaydar, lesbian shoes, lesbians on September 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am kind of putting my shoes in my mouth with this one, considering this blog post from a few weeks ago. But I have to admit that there are a few stereotypes that can usually lead one to believe that the lady on the other side of the room is a lesbian. And [...]